Michelle Obama for Senate

As America's slide into a hereditary banana republic continues, the drums have already started beating for the latest bit of creeping nepotism:

Manchester United sign Pogba in world record deal

Paul Pogba has completed his return to Manchester United from Juventus for £90million, making him the world's most expensive footballer.

Manchester United have announced the signing of Paul Pogba from Juventus for a world record fee of almost £90million, confirmed by the Italian side.

NSCDC Nabs 79-Year-Old Man, Other For Duping US-Based Nigerian

Men and officers of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps(NSCDC), have arrested a 79-year-old man, Mr Ayeni Lawrence and four others for allegedly defrauding a Nigerian resident in the United States of America, Mr Okechukwu Omeniho of the sum of three hundred thousand Naira.

Fire Outbreak Kills Former Plateau Governor's ADC And His Children.

A retired Assistant Superintendent of Police, Anthony Kwanmi and three of his children were on Monday morning burnt beyond recognition in their house in an inferno suspected to have been caused by electrical spark. Names of the affected children were given as Theresa, Emmanuel and Kerry. Only their skeletons were recovered after the fire was put out.

My Life Is In Danger – Former President, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Cries Out

Okah is after my life – Goodluck Jonathan cries out..

– The ex-president’s claim comes on the heels of accusations that he is a sponsor of the NDA

– Jonathan has denied the allegations, claiming that it was part of an attempt to assassinate him

– GEJ said MEND has been seeking to kill him even while he was vice-president of Nigeria

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, ex-president of Nigeria has raised an alarm that his life is under threat by militants.

Jigawa Monarch Rapes 8-Year Old Girl As Police Steps In

The Jigawa State Police Command has arrested a 60-year-old traditional ruler, Abubakar Ya’u, for allegedly raping an eight-year-old primary school pupil.

90 year old man arrested after calling police to report a prostitute who stole from him

A 90-year-old Dennis Port man,  Nicholas Salerno, was arrested for patronizing a prostitute after he called the police to report that the prostitute he spent the previous night with, had stolen from him.